Saturday, January 12, 2013

Writing Writing Tips For Less Knowledgeable Writers Is Supposed To Help Me Reach My Target Audience?


If you ask how to drive traffic to your blog the answer is almost always the same. Provide something of value to your potential reader. This is always followed by writing tips.
The blog I’m supposed to write. 101 writing tips.
The underlying point of a writer blogging about the rules of the trade is (according to other successful authors): To gain traffic so people will find out about and buy your book. There are SO many of these blogs it is mind boggling. But when an author blogs about writing tips and then spams a million “buy my children’s book” tweets, I get confused.
My question: Why would you think that your future readers are other writers? Sure, writers usually love reading but they are not your target audience.
Don’t get me wrong, I love reading about writing tips. I have grown as a writer because of those tips and I need them. But my novel is geared towards  young adults. Shouldn’t I be trying to get the fans of bands like One direction to read my blog?? I am a young adult author, they are young adults, that would seem logical to me.
The answer is no, leave “One Directioners” alone and concentrate on your genre or purpose.  (Trust me, unless you are One Direction, trying to sell your auto-biography, these fans are NOT interested, no matter what you blog about.)
Am I the only one who sees a flaw in the “writing tips” method? Personally, I value creative over perfect only because I cannot always see your mistakes (being dyslexic me) but I can immerse myself into your cleverly written world. (And, if you break the rules of writing for a clever, creative purpose, I will immediately consider you a kindred spirit.)
Now, if the purpose of writing tips is to attract your peers than this is a very effective method. But, if you are looking for your target audience, know who they are and what they like. Theme your blog around those guidelines because I bet their not interested in writing tips. Then tweet about your blog and have that lead them to your book.
For example: Say your novel’s genre is paranormal, I would include something like this link:
Gain interest in your novel by immersing your audience in what they love. Take them on a virtual tour that will scare the shit out of them. Or treat them to a bit of the urban-legend that prompted you to write your sure-to-be best selling thriller. If you make it clever I assure you, your readers will periodically check back in to see where else you can take them. Eventually they WILL by your book.
If they love romance and your novel is just that, then maybe an article about relationships, or, if you wanted me to buy your book/read your blog, include this picture. I assure you I will buy whatever this man is selling!
If you are writing a non-fiction about something like gardening, a link like this may be of interest to your reader: http://www.garden.org/
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These people are dying to know how others get carrots to grow in the desert. Keep your blog about gardening and leave out the writing tips. Who knows, you may even attract the interest of people behind said link, prompting them to mention your work. Credible website says buy your book, sounds like marketing gold if you ask me!
Whatever your genre create a buzz of awesome information, immersing your target audience in what they love. It makes sense and gives your blog purpose. This is what I will be doing as my writing career eeks along.
If you have a manuscript and are trying to attract the illusive agent/publisher, make your blog samples of your writing style. Focus on your strengths.
If you are like me, you are learning as you go. A blog about writing is not only appreciated but necessary. But if your tweeting “buy my book” and making everyone mad, I suggest writing a blog that sparks an interest for your target audience. Then you can tweet about your latest posts and sell some books based on the creative and vast knowledge of your genre. This can save a LOT of wasted time. Not to mention the Twitter Police will stop writing “what not to do” articles (that really are true, sorry to say) about you.
I have accomplished a great many goals with this blog. For me it serves a multitude of purposes. I look forward to doing some creative posts about my up and coming genre, adding randomly to  my writing portfolio and connecting with individuals/groups with common interests.
I wish you all the best and hope you enjoyed my cleverly disguised (must have) post about writing tips. LOL ~Dyslexicwhisper

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Query This!


I have always wanted to start my query letter off with: Dear Query Gods. Because lets face it, that’s how it feels.
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Dear Query Gods,
Thank you for being out there to glance at my plea. It has taken me twice as long to write this as it did the novel,
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but that is okay because I understand that each Query God needs to be worshiped in a different way (by the way your non-gimmicky churro of the month basket should begin next month).
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I know your time is precious so I made sure to write something that will make you rich and famous.
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I am confident you are the right Query God for the job because I follow you, I mean I subscribe to your facebook page and follow you on twitter. I feel like I am your number one stalker,
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I mean fan, having read every one of your tweets about your cats and their daily routine.
By the way, did I mention my protagonist is a cat?
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I humbly submit my risky manuscript. If I play my cards right you may just write me back telling me no, in no less than 500 different ways.
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But that is alright because every time my spam filled e-mail shows a response from one of you, my heart starts pounding, and that is enough to hook me like a crack addict.
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What is my book about, you want to know? Well, let me tell you. No better yet why don’t you tell me what you want my book to be about and I will start fresh, because I read so many novels that are such crap, yet still get published, that I am confident I can be your stooge if given half the chance.
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My credentials you ask? Let me get out the list… Sorry, I had it on the back of a Target receipt and must have tossed it out. Oh, no, wait, I have none! If I seriously had the kind of credentials that would win me a book deal wouldn't you be writing me this letter?
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I would have liked to tell you more but my word count is already up there, risking rejection by a glance.
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So please, we have strained the alphabet enough. Can’t wait to hear from you, I can tell your as eager about this as I am.
Yours (not in an over friendly, not in an unfriendly way)
Kellee
farr.kellee@gmail.com
1-800-your-stooge
@greatbigimpressivetwitterlink
666 sold my soul dr.
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Sunday, January 6, 2013

PTSD


Twenty billion thoughts a day
Being chased by one moment that wont go away
My throat closes and my mind starts to race
That bit of evil can always keep pace
I take to my feet out running my fear
Cause it hasn’t proved helpful to reach for a beer
Pill or powder liquid or smoke
The demon is coming my pain will evoke
I look frozen but I am actually raging inside
The madness behind my eyes it does hide
Jealous and envy for your normal life
My soul cries out drowning with rife
I choose every next moment exhausted and dull
Nothing ever happens yet my mind is so full
My neurons are jumping one over the next
Enveloping are memories out of context
A trigger has now become my biggest fear
Like demons inside my memories sear
I jump at sound and cringe when anyone walks by
The devil surrounds me I wish I could fly
One moment in time has shattered my soul
One moment in time is my only goal

What are the pros and cons of telling a child about their special needs/learning difference?


Not all learning differences are obvious and many are a secondary issue. And often times they are misjudged. There are many different conditions, like spina bifida occulta, that present these secondary issues, such as learning, behavioral and social challenges. Knowing many people with children that struggle with these and many other challenges, and are telling the children the diagnosis – and not telling them, has me thinking. Which is the better route for the child.
I for one think educating children in an empowering but factual manner will help them to feel less abnormal and more like it is just a part of who they are (a wonderful part of who they are). In addition I feel that growing up and being exposed to the worlds prejudices, in turn absorbing them then finding out that they are one of these people looked down upon can be dangerous. Where as if they grow to except (embrace) themselves from a young age they might come to feel more sorry for the ignorance of others and not themselves.
So my question is: Which of the two options will draw out the child’s potential and bring about the best quality of life possible? If you happen upon this post please leave a comment. I am in a position of guidance and endless resource to a person very dear to me and would like to think beyond my experiences and gain a well rounded view before I step into this roll.
~dyslexicwhisperer


I Had A Dream: A Thank You From Me To You!




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As the year wraps up and I am fully immersed in the holiday season I want to take a minute to say thank you! Thank you to my readers, friends, family and my internet community!
At first the year started out like this…
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And I was stuck in my metaphorical tower…
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Afraid to put myself out there…
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I decided to try anyways. And most of the first few months felt like this…
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Many moments felt like this…
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But I started to get the hang of things and I figured out what I needed…
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The more time I spent doing this…
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The more people I came to know…
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And the more they came to feel like family…
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A few even became close…
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They helped steer me away from anything suspicious…
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And anyone suspicious…
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I put together my professional image…
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I was able to cling to that illusion even when I felt like this…
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I met a great publisher…
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And they shared their secrets with me…
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They gave me direction…
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I hold dearly the time they have invested in my work…
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This opened up possibilities for me…
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They wanted to know who I was…
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I showed them how I think…
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I found out that underdog was really the definition of superhero…
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This kept me from to much…
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In turn stopping me from going…
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My best friend is my sister. I call her my Samwise because she will walk to the fiery mountain with me. Always standing by my side.
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Oftentimes leading the way, sometimes even carrying me…
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I love her with all my heart and soul…
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I went to some great parties…
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I met interesting people and introduced them to my personality …
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I learned not to take life too seriously…
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And when I look back at all the people I have met and all the milestones I have accomplished I am happy to say I love my life and everyone in it! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
So thank you and Happy Holidays!
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DYSLEXICWHISPER
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